Oh hello 3d model complete with (awful) texturing.
sappy comic time, sorry. I know.
vancouver people, keep your eyes out for me at VanCAF this coming weekend! I’ll post about it soon with all the details.
oh also, facebook page! how about that.
I miss her so much ;____;
so that last audio post broke me
Lori: ... I can't stop bopping along to this
and it's infuriating me
because it is not cohesive I don't care if the title is "everything happens for no reason" nothing is happening for any reason and it's driving me mad
so instead I'm going to listen to it again and DESPERATELY TRY TO MAKE SENSE OF IT
Alice: ehehehehe
Lori: NOPE
MY ICON IS ME RIGHT NOW
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
I'VE LOST MY ABILITY TO CAN
NO MORE CANS I HAVE LOST THEM ALL
Alice: it's... bad that I think this funny, right?
Lori: YES THIS IS VERY DISTRESSING
I NEED TO MAKE MEANING OUT OF THIS SONG AND IT IS NOT FORTHCOMING
LYRICS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME OKAY
Alice: go do something else far away from tumblr until you feel better? the song is just bits of nothing hammered together to make bigger bits of nothing you will not get anyyyyy sense out of it.
Lori: OKAY SO THE CALIFORNIA GIRLS ARE ASKING THE RUDE BOYS TO COME HERE AND GIVE IT UP, SO THE MEN IN BLACK COME OVER SO THEY CAN GIVE IT UP AND THEY'RE TELLING THE CALIFORNIA GIRLS THAT THEY'RE HERE NOW SO ENTERTAIN US
AND SCATMAN JOHN IS JUST THERE TO DOOBLY BOO ALONG SO THAT'S OKAY
SO LYAZ COMES ALONG TO NANANA ALONG WITH THE DOODLY BOPS
AND THE PARTY ROCKERS COME ALONG BECAUSE THE SHUFFLIN' ZOMBIES HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH THE MIB
Alice: ...this is going on tumblr
Lori: THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE HERE TO BACK UP THE SHUFFLIN ZOMBIES BECAUSE THEY'RE TIRED OF THE MIB POLICIN THEIR SECRET UNDEAD IDENTITIES (YOU KNOW FROM THAT OTHER SONG WHERE THEY ARE BACK ALRIGHT)
SO THE MIB BACKUP SINGERS ARE DIPLOMATICALLY ASKING WHAT THE SHUFFLIN ZOMBIES AND THE BACKSTREET BOYS REALLY THINK ABOUT THEM
AND IT'S STILL NIGHT TIME REMEMBER WITH THE LIGHTS OUT AND IT FEELS MUCH BETTER SO ENTERTAIN US
AND NOW ONE OF THE CALIFORNIA GIRLS STARTS SEDUCING ONE OR ALL OF THE BACKSTREET BOYS BECAUSE UNDEAD FETISH
AND PITBULL STARTS THINKING HE SHOULD BUTT IN BECAUSE FUCK YOU PITBULL GET AWAY
SO THEN ONE OF THE MIB BACKUP SINGERS MAKES PITBULL FORGET HE WAS EVER HERE AND SENDS HIM AWAY BECAUSE EW PITBULL AND STARTS APOLOGISING TO HER PREVIOUS LOVER, ONE OF THE BACKSTREET BOYS, AFTER FEELING THREATENED BY THIS CALIFORNIA GIRLS (THEY'RE UNFORGETTABLE SO SHE COULDN'T JUST ZAP THE MEMORY OF HER AWAY REMEMBER)
SO SHE'S ASKING HIM TO GIVE HER ONE MORE CHANCE EVEN THOUGH SHE'S WORKED WITH THE MIB AGAINST UNDEAD RIGHTS
SO THE BACKSTREET BOY STARTS SINGING ABOUT HOW HE IS JUST FINE WITH HIS GAMBLING ADDICTION (NOT THAT HE CALLS IT THAT) AND HE DOESN'T NEED HER ANYMORE
SO SCATMAN COMES IN TO DIFFUSE THE AWKWARD TENSION
BUT IT DOESN'T WORK
ND SHE KEEPS SINGING ABOUT HOW THE BREAKUP AFFECTED HER
THEN A GENDERQUEER PERSON STARTS LOUDLY DRUNKENLY TALKING ABOUT HOW AWSOME IT IS TO DRESS AS A GUY AND PACK, AND CARLY RAE JEPSEN FINDS THAT HOT AND ASKS FOR THEIR NUMBER
SO THE GQ PERSON IS LIKE LET'S JUST GO DANCE IT'S ALL GRAVY
AND QUEEN COMES IN TO NARRATE THE BATTLE THAT HAD BEEN RAGING BETWEEN THE MIB AND SHUFFLIN' ZOMBIES
ACCOMPANIED BY CALVIN HARRIS WHO IS CRITIQUING THE AWFUL TASTE OF THE SHUFFLIN' ZOMBIES WHO AS WE KNOW FROM THE VIDEO ARE WEEARING ALL ANIMAL PRINTS AND FLURO COLOURS
AND THEN WE CUT BACK TO CARLY RAE JEPSEM WHO IS SINGING ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS TO SEE THE GQ PERSON DRESSED ALL MASCULINE
BECAUSE IT MAKES HER HEART GO BOOM BOOM BOOM
SO THE GQ PERSON IS SINGING ABOUT WORKING OUT AND BEING MANLY
THE END
Alice: *applause*
well done. do you feel better now?
Lori: Yes
: 3
Everything makes sense now
Except for Pitbull feeling like he has to butt in on every song but that never made sense because Pitbull is terrible
Oh you crazy emotions
Gets triggerd by something pretty innocent.
Realises cause of bad feels is irrational. Feels bad for feeling bad.
Stops and actually thinks about it for a bit. Realises something that never occurred to me before.
Feels a lot better, instead of brooding for hours made some personal progress.
Hey guys I think I might be making some progress on my feels of inadequacy =D
Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.You know, I always did like Scarlett Johannson.
Dat side-eye.
Let me just hug you forever Miss Johannson.
That reporter should be sacked on the spot.
There should be a word for when you are utterly unsurprised and completely pissed off at the same time.
My Scarlett Johansson appreciation levels are reaching incredible heights lately.
I’ve always kinda loved her, now I love her even more
Kill that reporter with fire.
This.
Yep.
If the reporter had answered “this was the third movie where he played Tony Stark, and the character was noticably changing and developing; this was the first really significant role for you as Black Widow, and you didn’t have a lot of previous martial arts movies, so we were curious” I might give them a pass. I don’t think that was the reason, but I feel obliged to point out that at least one possibly-not-sleazy explanation exists.
Well, she mostly wants to avoid mentioning that she was on the Black Widow diet, where she ate her sexual mates.
Also, if she did do anything to get into martial arts fighting trim for the movie, I would want to know about her actual training regime and less about her rabbit food.
ok yeah wow now i see what people are talking about.
special diet. gag me with a spoon.
And that’s why Scarlett Johansson is awesome, if she sees bullshit she’ll call you out on it.
Queer (English Version)
Alright friends, I got the English version online! I just wanted the first day’s worth of hits to go straight to Projet 17 mai, since they’re the ones who asked me to contribute, y’know? /:)DISCLAIMER: Since this comic is addressing sexual identity, I only included sexualities under the Queer umbrella— although, obviously, queer also encompasses many gender identities as well.
As I said in my post debuting the French version,
Projet 17 mai contacted me several months ago about creating a comic on the theme of homophobia, and though it is definitely something I’ve experienced (being denied service in shops, having people throw garbage, being followed by howling gangs of men, etc. just for holding my girlfriend’s hand), I actually have been more hurt and upset by the biphobia I’ve experienced from the LGBT “community” for falling in love with and marrying a cisgender man. Even bisexuals have been needlessly mean because I feel the term “queer” is a better fit for me instead of “bi” (it’s totally cool if “bisexual” is the term that works for you!! It’s just not the one for me).
Basically, the Identity Police have been very hurtful to me (and others who are attracted to multiple genders), so that’s what I did my comic on.
this is amazing <3
Found this shirt on Tanga, a daily deal type website! I thought everyone in the #education tag might appreciate it!
I would wear the hell out of this.
Edit: Aaargh, they only ship within the US!
So…here’s where I let my American #Education friends know that I wear a size small men’s, and can be messaged privately if for any reason you’d like to know my postal address.
You know, no particular reason. Just in case you were interested in that stuff. ;)
